Can you buy the chola with a new ring?

Someone has moved the globe on my desk so Australia is in clear view. Yes, as you can see from the photo, my desk is clearly a mess. Clearly, clearly, a mess. We are going to use a new textbook next semester. That's exciting; now you have to prepare to use it, don't you? No, the state and district forgot about a raise or even COLA so forget doing any extra work now. Until kingdom come.

Anyway, you couldn't buy the chola after all: so are you disappointed? Then she would ask, Are you going to buy me something for Xmas? Sure when her car breaks down, then she is married. Although the perfume (cologne?) the neighbor bought her smells like a man. So I am being coxcombed again.

Then she remembers... what took so long--about all her bounced checks--even though your name is not on the account. Don't you know, chola, that writing checks when you don't have the money is called fraud, you know, fradia??? I guess you have forgotten that for now too.